I received what I am fairly confident is the WORST attempt at sexting in the history of the modern universe (or at least as far back as texting was invented):
Sent: 1:46 am
Yup. That’s all folks. Just Bj. At nearly 2 in the morning on a Wednesday. Not even BJ, as I assume that in what I can only hope was this man’s drunken state, it was too onerous to capitalize that 2nd letter. What a delightful thing to wake up to in the morning!
Man, I love dating.